10 things NOT to do on HALLOWEEN!
1. If you are old enough to drive a car, then you should NOT be trick or treating. Go to the shops and buy your own candy. Leave the candy for the kids if you drive a car.
2. If you hear a strange noise in your house, don't ignore it because it's probably a demon or a ghost that's gonna haunt you in your sleep, and make you a demon. So, don't waste your time, call ghost-busters right away, and get rid of that thing out of your house!
3. If you're out trick or treating and a white van pulls up and a creepy old man comes out and offers you candy, halloween or not, white vans are bad. You know what they mean.